Three guys have sent me pictures of their penis now. Did I ask for them? No. One of them said he was sending it since I was going to ask for it anyway. I wrote back and assured him that I never would have asked for that.
One of the pictures was pretty arty. In his email he said, "hi coffee?" that was all. I didn't reply cause I'm not sure who he was actually talking to, me or the coffee pot.
What is wrong with these creatures? Am I allowed to say dickhead here? I used to call men of this type dickheads (for short) when I wrote my adult column. It's much simpler than trying to remember how to spell penis in plural.
If someone craves to see a penis picture let me know. I have them in the trash box but they haven't been flushed yet. One of them was kind of odd looking. Not PhotoShop odd, just odd.
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What does it say about me that I DID?!!! LOL
Maybe you spent too much time in the backgammon room and not enough time in the back room.
Skye, I wish you could see how much your post made me laugh. Not AT you. I haven't deleted them yet, you want me to send them by size? LOL
Maybe you should post your profile on a legitimate site instead of the weirdo site you chose, tee,hee..
BTW I am also not interested in seeing penis pictures..
Skye,
I guess you could say the same about the guys who won't even get to know larger women. In either case they are only looking on the outside, not in at her (you or I) at all. What if something worse than weight gain or loss happens? Will these shallow men stick by you, likely not.
The best thing about the BBW dating site is that the whole issue of being plus sized is already out there. I don't have to read through messages from guys who say how much they don't want a BBW.
HappyandBlue, you go to the farm dating sites to get more material for your stories. We can't all be into animals that way.
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