I'm surprised to still be getting replies to my personal/ dating blurb on Craigslist. That was at least two weeks ago.
Anyway, tonight I got one which said "love to chat" followed by an email address.
Well, if you love to chat why would you only send an email address? If you love to chat wouldn't you have mountains of things to say? Sure the first email is the hardest but, spare me, anyone can manage to say SOMETHING about themselves.
Love to chat... but I expect you to do all the talking/ typing.
Love to chat... but hate to communicate.
Love to chat... but savour every one of my words and hoard them to myself.
Love to chat... but only using IM software.
Love to chat... but only on nights with a full moon.
Love to chat... but prefer using invisible ink.
Love to chat... but only use a minimum of four words at any one time, minimalist.
Love to chat... but I'm a very private person.
Love to chat... but I always expect you to start, always.
Love to chat... but only if you agree to cyber sex first.
Love to chat... but you need to tell me how much you charge first.
Love to chat... but I had sudden amnesia.
Love to chat... but I just remembered girls have cooties.
Love to chat... but only during the commercials.
Love to chat... but need to take my medication and tell all the voices to stop bugging me.
5 comments:
Yes I definately love to chat ;)
ASL Please ?
I was only gone the weekend. You must be addicted to me. ;)
My plot for worldwide addiction/ domination is working.
Skye missed you in a non gay way, tee,hee..
Maybe he's in a relationship and meant to say love to cheat. Could just be his spelling..
There's a possibility. Most of those cheaters aren't good spellers either. They always look for shortcuts.
Imagine sex with someone who looks for short cuts and doesn't pay attention to details. I think I'd rather stick to the do-it-yourself version.
I'm investing my time in John these days. I will post more about him after I get the business proposal done and we arrange that first real live date. :)
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