New Penis Enlargement Patches!
Gmail filters out a lot of spam, it's good at that. Much better than Yahoo or Hotmail. So, I just go into the spam mail box now and then and toss it all out. I seldom read anything, just check in case something wandered in by mistake.
But, this email header stood out for a second. First, the whole enlargement thing is just silly. Unless these men are all gay it's going into a vagina which is stretchy yes, but it is not a bottomless pit. I'm sorry boys, but only so much is going to fit in and the excess is just getting in the way.
Secondly... a patch?!!! If you use the wrong patch will your penis stop smoking? Will your lips enlarge, becoming a black hole in your face? Will using a penis patch actually drive you to smoke more, that whole after sex thing? Also, if the patch slips during use will you suddenly get huge testicles, maybe a beer belly?
Lastly, I can't help thinking of a patch as the sort of thing used to extend the life of clothes, fabric patches. In my mind I am looking at a penis with a patch, as if it was broken and needed sewing.
Please send help to the Patch a Penis Foundation: PPF.
2 comments:
LOL..If a man is small enough to need a patch where exactly could he place it.
Just how small are these patches.
Do the patches come with a magnifying glass and an installation kit..
Oh, you are evil. lol That sweet nice guy, butter wouldn't melt in my mouth this is all just an act. You're evil.
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