Sickly Grrl Coming to a Shopping Mall Near You

I can't breathe, I'm coughing, I ache everywhere and I feel so drained I could be sucked through the floor at any moment. I had a fever but luckily I found some Tylenol to take care of that. Whoever did this to me... I curse you and all your germs. I really don't know how I got sick when I've almost been living like a hermit. Just proves people are not washing their damned hands. Wash your hands people. Don't spread germs and don't catch them. If everyone washed, not just me, things like this would only happen if you deliberately coughed on people. If I knew where this came from, I would. I will get you... whoever you are. Wash your germ infested hands!