I Am The Dungeon Master!

I just thought this was fun. From jinx.com where they sell geek and gamer stuff. We used to play Dungeons and Dragons. My Dad wanted to be the dungeonmaster until he got annoyed cause we weren't fast enough or didn't do everything his way. Then I took over! I was the real Dungeon Master. I loved drawing maps and leading my brother and sisters astray into all my traps, pitfalls and false trails. Of course, there was treasure too. Lots of magic and mysteries and good things but they were always so worried about surprise traps for some odd reason. Can't imagine why they felt so paranoid... ;)