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Thursday, September 23, 2004

The Queens' Closet: Little Something for the Guys

The Queens' Closet: Little Something for the Guys

In particular, the Johnny Light.

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THAT NOT-QUITE-PERFECT GUY IN YOUR LIFE--The JOHNNY LIGHT illuminates the bowl when the seat is up--good for us in so many ways--first, we are alerted to the danger and we don't fall in--this is enough for us to want it. It also gives the guy who suffers from, shall we say, Loose Cannon Syndrome--a well-lit target to aim for--this is also good for us on account of, realistically, how many of them clean the bathroom on a regular basis? And--the guy who invented it is a close personal friend of our very own Kacey Jones! And it's only 12 bucks!

I don't know who the Sweet Potato Queens are but this should be on the Christmas list of every married or attached (to a male) woman.

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